A husband, wife, and their nine children were waiting at the bus stop, hoping to catch a ride. A blind man joined them, and before long, the bus arrived. However, it was overloaded, and only the wife and the nine kids were able to squeeze on.
The husband and the blind man were left with no choice but to walk. As they strolled along, the husband started to feel irritated by the sound of the blind man’s stick tapping against the sidewalk. He turned to the blind man and suggested, “Why don’t you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is really getting on my nerves.”
The blind man’s response was quick-witted and hilarious. “If you had put a rubber on the end of your stick,” he said, referring to the husband’s, well, let’s just say “family tree,” “we’d be riding the bus right now, so shut up!” The husband was left speechless, and the blind man had the last laugh.
