A group of four married friends decided to spend a day fishing together, enjoying the peaceful atmosphere and each other’s company. As they cast their lines into the water, their conversation turned to their wives and the various tasks they had to complete in order to earn their freedom for the day.
The first guy mentioned that he had promised to paint every room in the house the following weekend. The second guy chimed in, saying that he had agreed to build a new deck for the pool. The third guy then shared that he had promised to remodel the kitchen for his wife.
As the conversation continued, the fourth guy remained quiet, prompting the others to ask him about his situation. He smiled mischievously and revealed that he had simply set his alarm clock for 5:30 am, then turned to his wife and said, “Fishing or sex?” His wife’s response left the group in stitches: “Wear a sweater.”
