A wife asked her husband to help with some household chores, starting with cleaning the garden. The husband’s response was less than enthusiastic: “Do I look like a gardener?” The wife, not one to give up easily, then asked him to fix the bathroom door. Again, the husband demurred, saying “Do I look like a carpenter?”
The wife, seemingly resigned to her husband’s laziness, let the matter drop. But when the husband returned home later, he was surprised to find that the garden had been cleaned and the door fixed. “I knew my wife would do it all by herself,” he thought to himself. But his wife had a surprise in store for him.
When he asked her who had done the work, she revealed that it was their neighbor. The husband’s curiosity was piqued, and he asked how much she had paid the neighbor. But the wife’s response left him stunned. The neighbor had given her two options: bread or… something else. The husband’s eyes widened in shock as he asked which option she had chosen.
The wife’s response was classic: “Do I look like a bakery?” The husband was left speechless, realizing that his laziness had led to a rather unexpected and humorous outcome.
